The word FUCK can be used as a verb:
Transitive "John fucked Mary" Intransitive "Mary was fucked by John " Action verb "John fucks Mary " Passive verb "Mary really doesn't give a fuck" Adverb "Mary is fucking interested in John" Noun "Mary is a terrific fuck" Adjective "Mary is fucking beautiful" Interjection "Fuck! I'm late for my date with John" Conjunction "Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid" As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations: 1. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?" 2. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer." 3. Resignation "Oh, fuck it!" 4. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now." 5. Aggression "FUCK YOU!" 6. Disgust "Fuck me." 7. Confusion "What the fuck.......?" 8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!" 9. Despair "Fucked again..." 10. Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier." 11. Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?" 12. Lost "Where the fuck are we." 13. Disbelief "Unfuckingunbelievable!!!!" 14. Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!" 15. Denial "I didn't fucking do it." 16. Perplexity "I know the fuck all about it." 17. Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?" 18. Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?" 19. Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here." 20. Directions "Fuck off." 21. Questioning "How the fuck did you do that?" 22. Doubtfull "Fuck, did I do that?"
The word FUCK can be DiscriptiveAnatomical "He's a fucking asshole." Telling time "It's five fucking thirty." Business "How did I wind up with this fucking job?" Maternal "Motherfucker." Political "Fuck Hillary! The word FUCK has been used by many notable people:"What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" General Custer "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" Captain of the Titanic "That's not a real fucking gun." John Lennon "Who's gonna fucking find out?" Richard Nixon "Heads are going to fucking roll." Anne Boleyn "What fucking map?" Mark Thatcher "Any fucking idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein "It does so fucking look like her!" Picasso "How the fuck did you work that out?" Pythagoras "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" Michaelangelo "Fuck a duck." Walt Disney "Why?- Because its fucking there!" Edmund Hilary "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" Joan of Arc "Scattered fucking showers my ass." Noah "Let the fucking woman drive." Commander of Space Shuttle "Challenger" "I need this parade like a fucking hole in my head." J. F. Kennedy This is not a fucking chain letter. I don't care what the fuck you do with it. Pass it along to all your fucking friends if you want, but it won't do you any fucking good, like getting you fucked or fucking someone. There were never any fucking morons who got anything fucking caught in one of those mother fucking cow-milkers, and anyone who tells you so is a fuckhead. If you think this will bring you fucking luck, then Fuck You!
Some of the ways people FUCK!Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance drivers cum quicker Australians do it Down Under Auto racers do it at pit stops Bach did it using his organ Bankers do it with interest Bartenders do it on the Rocks Batman does it using his Robin Bookeepers do it for the record Bosses delegate the task to others Butchers do it with a big fat thumb Cement workers do it with their crack showing Chess players check their Mates Christians do it faithfully Climbers do it from up on top Cops do it with handcuffs Dancers do it step-by-step DJs do it on request Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure Dentist do it orally Detectives do it under cover Divers do it deeper Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers Electricians do it without shorts Elevator men do it up and down Engineers do it to specifications Firemen do it with a big hose Fisherman do it with a hook Frank Sinatra did it his way Garbagemen cum twice a week Gardeners do it in the bush Gas attendants Pump all day Golfers do it in eighteen holes Jeep owners do it on all fours Landlords do it every 1st of the month Lots of folks are doing it online nowadays Managers make others do it Marketing reps do it on commission Marines do it with longshoremen Mechanics do it from underneath Movers do it in the box Oil drillers do it with a long greasy shaft Philosophers do it questionably Physicists do it with high frequency Piano players do it with both hands Pizza delivery men cum in thirty minutes or it's free Preachers...the devil makes them do it Programmers do it recursively Receptionists do it on the front desk Security guards do it all night long Union workers do it with pride Waiters and waitresses do it for tips Writers do it by the book Zoologists do it with animals